Chrissy Stockton

He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”

People can say a lot of things about you, but boring will never be one of them.

I’m not sure how obvious this seems but do NOT get drunk and then attempt to give yourself an at-home bikini wax.

A giant pile of nachos and a giant yummy beer.

He seems like a hardass, but he’s the kind of guy that would do anything for the people he loves, like buying me a surprise puppy for valentine’s day.

But the magnetism to these stories, for me, is how honestly they portray women.

Will you insist that reality is nuanced, or demand that it is black and white?

This is beautiful.

I would actually argue that it’s slactivism on an enormous scale because good mental feeling of moral and intellectual superiority from reading article after article confirming your existing worldview prevents people from feeling motivated to do any actual action that Jezebel might actually endorse.

“She developed her disposable camera film to find a roll of film with numerous pictures of her sleeping at night, on different nights.”

Are guys grossed out by queefs, indifferent or is it just funny?

Our dads will take you fishing and hunting. They might even teach you a thing or two.

A man I never knew existed lived in my apartment for months.

It looks like regular lipstick but it’s shaped like a penis. It’s funny because you put it on your mouth.

“We’re gonna have a great time together Sheryl.”

6. You’ve given up on arguing that the dog cannot sleep in the bed.

Homemade (vegan, gluten-free) lube.

Leggings ARE pants, and, they’re also for men.