Chrissy Stockton
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50 People On ‘The Secret My Company Doesn’t Want The Public To Know’
"The recycle bins at Seaworld also just get emptied into the dumpster. They are just there to make the visitors feel better."
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25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Sex Questions People Actually Had To Ask On Yahoo! Answers
"How old do you have to be until you grow your condom?"
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30 Awesome Book Dedications That Might Be Better Than The Actual Book
I dedicate this book to George W. Bush, my Commander-in-Chief, whose impressive career advancement despite remedial language skills inspired me to believe that I was capable of authoring a book.
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50 People On ‘The Darkest, Creepiest True Story That Terrifies Me To This Day’
I was childhood friends with a murderer.
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50 People On ‘The Time I Met A Celeb And They Acted Like A Total Weirdo’
I worked at Blockbuster video a few years ago, and I got to tell Al Gore that he owed us 1.50 because he returned "I Love You Man" late.
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50 People On ‘The Secret I Am Terrified To Tell’
Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend's diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.
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41 Quotes From Runners That Will Help You Power Through Your Last Mile
“Running is my private time, my therapy, my religion.”
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The 41 Very Best Karen Walker One-Liners From Will & Grace
I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!
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48 Karl Lagerfeld Quotes That Will Make You Ask: Genius Or Sociopath?
"I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that."
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100 Ways To Make Today Epic
Take a personal day from work and actually do as many of these as you can. Instant epic-ness.
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31 Yahoo! Questions That Will Make You Give Up On People
"I got bitten by a 6-year-old, will I turn into a 6-year-old?"
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31 Clinically Insane Bridezillas And Their Stories
The woman miscarried. The bride called her with a response along the lines of "good, well now you can be back in the wedding."
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15 X-Rated And Amazing Samantha Jones-isms
I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!
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What Your Go-To Cocktail Reveals About You
You'll take the word "yuppie" as a compliment thank-you-very-much.
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