Chrissy Stockton

Look, I’m not trying to be a bitch but these girls are acting stupid on purpose and it’s not okay.

“I didn’t just go into this photo shoot with no clothes, I actually was daring enough to take them off.”

Lacey arrives on a camel because she “likes to hump”.

When you see a magic show, who could be so mistaken as to think the rabbit is the brains of that operation?

I ain’t worried about nothing. I ain’t worried about nada.

He’s not like a regular bachelor, he’s a cool bachelor.

There’s this mood I’m in when I’m someplace beautiful. I get reminded that I could have this life that is only made up of the things I want: earthy views and loving someone who understands how to be loved, animals and books and fires outside.

You create a space for writers that is purely magic.

These are our anthems. These are our reasons for the season.

Where do you find people who want to learn? Where do you find people who want to love?

Don’t forget to lock your doors.

Sometimes when a couple is so insistent that they are perfect, it couldn’t be more clear that the people they are trying to convince are themselves.