Chrissy Stockton

At this point, it’s becoming clear that Caila does not have feelings for Ben but she really likes being on TV/wants to be the Bachelorette so she just keeps smiling and flipping her hair and hoping no one will notice.

“She was hiding in my bedroom closet with a very large knife and a bundle of rope.”

The standard wisdom is to not do anything to such an extreme. Everything in moderation (except moderation itself, which is miraculously exempt from this adage).

Just saying.

Compassionate, loving, and devoted Pisces are a sought after partner — when they are bold enough to make other people realize how valuable they are.

“The best part of hooking up with a new guy isn’t actually hooking up with him. It’s texting your friend ‘guess who was a hoe last night?’ and giving her all the juicy details.”

Here is a list of things that are wrong with Emily’s personality.

“Caring is a healthy thing, they do something nice for you because they want to.”

I’m going to adopt one of those piggies.

It’s almost Valentine’s Day and if you want love to be in the air, you have to find the right match.

Hydration is life.

As a general rule: no American remakes ever.

Sup with all the tears?

At his peak Stine wrote at an incredible pace of one Goosebumps or Fear Street book every 2 weeks.

Ben didn’t think it was fair to keep both twins around so instead he pitted them against each other in their childhood home and eliminated one in front of their mom. Cool.

The preview for next episode makes it seem like MAYBE one twin stays and one twin goes. CAN THIS PLS PLS PLS HAPPEN ON A TWO-ON-ONE DATE I WILL PUT CHRIS HARRISON IN MY WILL FOR THIS.

I drove up to the big lake yesterday because I wanted to see freshwater instead of all that ice, ice, ice.

Isn’t that a thing they are always thinking?