Chrissy Stockton

“Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”

Lucky you if you’re fortunate enough to kiss a Taurus.

They’re the first person you want to text whenever anything good (or bad) happens. It doesn’t feel “real” until you’ve shared it with them.

We generally love people how we wish they would love us.

Taking the time to hug you before they leave for work, even if they are running late.

Lucky you! Your partner would be happy to take some undesirable jobs off your list. Don’t be afraid to communicate about what you really dislike doing. Paying the bills or grocery shopping can suddenly become an activity they enjoy when they know how happy it will make you.

Tonight I scrubbed all the corners of my apartment and then I stood under the hot shower and washed away all the bleach smell.

“Take a seat, because this concept may blow your mind. Women nowadays work.”

“For guys, it can often feel like they are submitting themselves for judgement on the first couple of dates. I’m pretty much done with her if I feel I’m interviewing for the position of boyfriend.”

Robby: You’re a) a huge fangirl of Jojo’s mom and b) unaware that Robby (probably) has a secret girlfriend back home.

A Virgo won’t say ‘I love you’ — they’ll just kind of hope you figure it out.

A Sagittarius will die of laughter, probably at their own joke.

Chris is just a bully who has inexplicably convinced himself that he is a good person.

You deserve someone who is all in.

Luke is perfect for Jojo: they’re both from Texas, they’re both extremely hot, and they both believe in unicorns.

Capricorns are zero percent sentimental by nature, so if they are doing something sappy, they truly believe in the cause.

A Sagittarian girl will be with you through thick and thin, and make all of it feel like an enjoyable adventure.

When your friends are having trouble in their relationships, you often know before they do.