Chrissy Stockton

Aries are all about public sex.

Aries relationships are like drugs. They either kill you or give you the best feeling of your life.

Geminis can be tricky because they usually have no problem committing to you, when they’re passionate about something they jump in with both feet. The problem is getting them to stay committed to you.

“I kill every single spider in our apartment.”

When your ex complains because someone did to them what they did to you. 😒

“I miss her laugh. Then I miss her. Then I get second thoughts. But then I come to my senses and realize it was for the best.”

Some of these are hard.

He has hobbies and goals that have nothing to do with you. He’s too mature to be with someone that didn’t support him in these endeavors.

A friend asked me to sleepover because she didn’t want to be home alone all night, we woke up to a picture of us asleep on my phone.

This is the basement of Jamal Chapman who handprinted the hands of all his victims in their own blood.

“I loved my life until I met a girl who made me feel like my life hadn’t started yet.”

The name of the high school in ‘Carrie’ is Bates High, a reference to Norman Bates from Psycho (1960). In addition, the four note violin theme from Psycho is used over and over in the film.

If you can’t impress a Pisces with your personality, you can’t impress them at all.

You cannot date an Aquarius unless you’re intelligent.

Something to keep in mind: Capricorns have the highest standards in the Zodiac.

If you can make a Sagittarius laugh, you can make a Sagittarius fall in love.

What you really need to know is that any and all negative qualities associated with Scorpios are a result of how incredibly passionate they are.

Libras are the perfect person to date if you are looking for a partner in crime to take over the world with.