Chrissy Stockton

Has anyone else seen Vanessa’s imdb page??

Our boy is a messy bitch.

You leave me so unsatisfied.

This week’s episode was truly the icing on my existential dread cupcake!!!!

Nick seems to have developed a clear preference.

Look, I’m not trying to be a bitch but these girls are acting stupid on purpose and it’s not okay.

“I didn’t just go into this photo shoot with no clothes, I actually was daring enough to take them off.”

Lacey arrives on a camel because she “likes to hump”.

He’s not like a regular bachelor, he’s a cool bachelor.

These are our anthems. These are our reasons for the season.

Where do you find people who want to learn? Where do you find people who want to love?

Don’t forget to lock your doors.

Sometimes when a couple is so insistent that they are perfect, it couldn’t be more clear that the people they are trying to convince are themselves.

Elizabeth’s dream is for her kids to go to the same high school she did, which is officially the saddest dream I have ever heard.

“I had re-mortgaged my house and I spent something like $8,000 on clothing.”

We are going to see a lot of Nick’s jacked-up crossfit body.

I’m sure the $95,000, 4.6-carat Neil Lane ring they got for getting engaged on the show had nothing to do with this.

Everyone loves Tony Moly sheet masks.