10 Things I Learned From A High End Prostitute

1. It seems pretty easy to get hired as a prostitute

Asked how the hiring process worked, Karma replied:

I’ve been considering it for the last year or so and made the decision last month. I called up the brothel and asked about working and the invited me in for an interview. I did an interview with the manager and filled out an application for and started that week. It was quite a speedy process.

2. But you don’t have to have a “sex audition”

No, they assumed I know how to have sex.

3. You can enjoy the sex

It’s quite sexually fulfilling, and it is fun. I still see my casual sex partners regularly, but it’s less of a necessity.

The aspects of my job I enjoy the most are meeting interesting people, some of the guys are great for conversation and have a lot of great stories. Also I’ve had great sex on the job, which is always fun. There was also a booking where I played pool for four hours naked in high heels. That was especially fun.

4. Just because you’re willing to pay a prostitute, doesn’t mean she has to have sex with you

Of course nobody is forced to have sex with anybody, but I haven’t had instances where I’ve had to decline a booking. We are able to walk out of a booking if a client repeatedly doesn’t follow rules or things like that.

5. How to fake enthusiasm for a guy if the spark isn’t there

When I’m not immediately attracted to a guy I try to find some common ground or something about him I like. I believe that a connection is important, especially if they’re paying so much money for your time. If I’m just completely not into it, which doesn’t happen, I fake enthusiasm and use a lot of lube.

6. Your best course of action if you have a small penis

Size matters to an extent. If it’s micro you better learn how to eat pussy.

7. Prostitutes make A LOT of $$$

I make $200/hr not including extras, the client pays $400/hr. I’ve been working once a week, the shifts are 10 hours long but it depends how many bookings you get. I make about $1500 per shift.

8. What women REALLY want in a man

Towards the end of a busy shift I do get tired and bored, I wish more guys would be more vocal with their requests. Most of them don’t ask and are happy just to go with whatever.

9. Prostitutes have the fiercest opinions sometimes

When asked, “What’s your favorite position?” Karma replies:

On top. Where I belong.

10. Hygiene protocol between partners

Wet wipes, shower, listerine

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