The 39 Most Ridiculous Religous Facebook Status Updates, Ever
As a formerly (and to an extent, currently) religious person it’s impossible not to roll your eyes at your peers every once in awhile. There’s so much show-boating about the judgmental aspects of faith, or blindly following a non-critical reading of a religious text or a religious leader’s statement. It’s good medicine to see things from another perspective. So, I got together with the creator of STFU Believers to highlight the best (er… worst?) of religious people on Facebook.
1. Isn’t that funny
2. Nope
3. Uh oh
4. I must have missed that part
5. Zing
6. Jesus always said we need to start kicking people out…
7. If only people without food would think of this
8. Not to oversimplify but…
9. How sad
10. Pro “life”
11. When you’re 8 I think there’s a different word for it than ‘discerning’
12. Great criticism
13. The real reason
14. To be clear, this is a baby’s Facebook account
15. Where do I sign up
16. According to me
17. Okay
18. Atheist privilege
19. Just like that time Jesus drop kicked that guy in the teeth
20. Life hack
21. :)
22. Ratings, bro
23. Totally a sign
24. Scare tactics
25. You can do all things
26. Dark
27. A hit from above
28. Okay…
29. If there’s anything we learned this week
30. FYI
31. Had to clear that up
32. Completely necessary
33. Squeemish about your use of “intimate”
34. Lucky they happen to be the same thing
35. Stop
36. IDK
37. Yikes
38. Why do bad things happen to good people tho
39. Atheists can’t lose weight I guess
