Christine Schoenwald

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to wait outside of a restaurant or bar while I waited for my tardy friends.

Flirting can feel like a secret language that everyone knows…except you.

Everybody knows a narcissist, but not everybody has a parent who’s one. My mother is a huge narcissist — she makes everything about her, and the comfort of others is never her concern.

You always remember your first, and my number one mean girl was my mother.

We are like the Brady Bunch, only with cats! When I first met Andy on an online dating site, we both mentioned that we liked cats. There was nothing on either of our profiles that not loving cats was a deal-breaker.