Christine-Marie Dixon

Perhaps nothing defines the friendship between two women so much as the relationships they have with other people. For better or for worse, the men your best friend dates will test the waters of your friendship.

After my last breakup, I decided to get a dog instead of going on the rebound. Best. Decision. Ever.

10. Pretend to be over it.

Do not follow up your “Hey sexy” with a “Hello?” and then a “Are you there?” and then a series of assorted punctuation: “????????” “……………’ “?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

2. Your eyes are brighter than a Lisa Frank trapper keeper.

1. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”