Christine Deakers

I’ve been rash and careless with my own heart, distracted and jumbled in my thinking and expression.

I don’t very much enjoy looking at logos in general.

A commencement speech for new grads and anyone willing to listen.

Imagination is found in the form and the story is in the laws we decide to break after making them.

I’ve been publishing an erratic and off-kilter R. Kelly Quote-of-the-Day Newsletter to gear up for his Black Panties album. This is what I’ve been sharing with a small group of friends for the past month.

San Francisco is saved for the particular hearts looking to have it all: a sunny Saturday at Dolores Park, perched on a hill, Instagram-ing your besweatered Frenchie named Monty, as you watch the motivational yogis through your socially-conscious-and-cost-effective-plastic eyewear.

No action, and the U.S. will be known as the scapegoat for letting these atrocities potentially continue.

Most relevant and recent unpaid internship or student group position that you’ve slightly renamed to sound more important. Situation at hand. Final resolve where you accomplished a set goal (then synthesized into an impressive statistic).

Never use the excuse, “I’m tired” to turn down a good time.