Chloe Masterson

While the New York Assembly is notorious for lollygagging, they’re the first state in America to pass anti-gun legislation since the tragedy in Sandy Hook occurred last month.

In completely unsurprising news, Urban Outfitters has secured a sneak peek of the season premiere of Girls.

The song is a collaboration with Pharrell Williams and is featured on their forthcoming album, Love Songs.

Unless you committed some kind of legal/ moral atrocity, no one will remember how you spent half of the evening trying to convince a houseplant to come home with you.

We have nothing in common. I think back on our relationship and struggle to pin down what exactly kept us together for two years.

I know it hasn’t been easy, dealing with the loss of Breaking Bad. (Seriously, who breaks the last season of a series into two parts? …Bad.)

You know you’re out of control when people have to schedule a date, make sure there are witnesses around, and practice what to say to you just to address you about your behavior.

Believe it or not, I don’t hide in my roommate’s closet to make sure you’re the only person he’s bringing home after a night out.

Hank, described as a “refreshing candidate” on his campaign website, came in third in the Virginia senate race thanks to write-in votes.

I feel terrible for this family, but mostly the person I keep thinking about is the candy shop owner.

(1) Piece of furniture that didn’t come from IKEA

No Video Recording – If you want to see something just look up from your piece of cardboard and watch it happen. Full HD, surround sound.