Chelsea Fagan

Probably the best talk show appearance either of them have been involved in.

Suddenly, when not weighed down by oil or product, the roots of my hair had lift and volume, and the ends didn't feel dried out and lifeless.

I just... we all need to bow down to this girl.

10 dollars per "basic." Things like tank tops, plain long-or-short sleeve tees, etc, should be purchased with disposability in mind. They aren't made to last long, and they won't, so feel free to go to town at places like Forever21 for these.

As many of you know, I have skin problems (and have all my life), so one of my favorite activities is torturing myself on YouTube with tutorials on how to have perfect skin, by people who already have perfect skin.

You know it. Everyone knows it. It's the perpetually chaotic, I'm-in-a-committed-relationship-with-mozzarella-sticks-and-Netflix brand of extended adolescence, wherein all of us live on the constant verge of total financial and personal collapse because we keep eight dollars in our checking accounts and refuse to maintain our personal relationships because of our #IntrovertLifestyle.

This is tragic, yes, but what is more tragic is that it is not uncommon. Many a dude is walking around the world with untouchable confidence, sure that the horrifying sex moves he learned from porn are sure to get a girl screaming and running to tell her friends just how great it was.

Young moms who only communicate in the form of sharing inspirational videos about rescue dogs and/or articles about how tough it is to be a mom that they tag all of their mom friends in and are like "Only you guys will get this tee hee!"

Peanut butter & tomato sandwich. Get good tomatoes, and they're better than jelly.

When you want to get your hair out of your face and look incredibly sweet and refined at the same, what better accessory is there than this headband? The answer is none. No accessories.

This is all things “I don’t really need this but damn it feels good to have it."

I once made an elaborate LinkedIn account that "worked in his industry," amassed a decent amount of connections, then requested him so it wouldn't seem like a scam. All of this because he didn't use any other kind of social media and I wanted the dirt.

When it comes to makeup, think in terms of "grooming/enhancing" and not "covering/changing." We all have qualities that we can be playing up, and focusing on the basics (good skin, nice brows, lightly enhanced eyes/lips) just makes us a better version of ourselves (instead of someone else entirely).

"I make sure to eat one healthy meal at lunch so that, no matter what else happens that day, I get the good stuff in and I know I’ve fed my body in a way that will keep me going."

The act of dating someone with whom you share all of the connections and markers of a relationship, but with whom you cannot commit in any way.