Charlotte Green

If Vaginas Are Weird, So Are Penises

I don’t care if he’s bringing home the foreskin. I don’t care about any of this because we are not obsessed as a culture with making sure men’s bits look like something made for a Bratz doll.

Do You Love Her?

You told me you were leaving, and at least had the decency not to pretend that it was just to be alone for a while.

26 Ways To Have An Awesome Weekend

Read the entire Wikipedia article on a really important event you know almost nothing about, and feel really informed for the next few days.

19 Reasons I Am Pretending You Don’t Exist

Because I’m afraid you’ll ask me for the sweater back which I have strategically stolen. But you can’t be mad at me for this; it fits perfectly and keeps me extremely warm on the semi-frequent nights where my heater doesn’t work.

How To Love An Introvert

Do not force them to engage in constant activities which you believe will make them a more “well-rounded” person.

21 Signs You’re The Sad Single Friend

You avoid romantic comedies like the plague because you don’t want to have to deal with the two main characters having a happy ending (and are prone to cursing at the screen).

Three Cheers For Female Masturbation!

A woman who masturbates — especially one who masturbates often — is defective in some way. She needs a man, or is driving all of the potential suitors away with her flagrant demonstrations of self-satisfaction.

Be Mine, Just For Today

Because maybe relationships don’t have to fulfill everything for everybody. Maybe you are right in wanting less, and I am being overly demanding in wanting something serious.

The 29 Worst Things About Being In Your 20s

Feeling cheated out of what you had always imagined adulthood would look like, and resentful towards a generation of hardcore debters that left us a relatively bleak financial and professional landscape.

All I Want For Valentine’s Day Is Sex

There are times at which all you want to do is get someone a dozen roses and whatever chocolate is a step up from a Whitman’s sampler, but now is not one of those times.