Charlie Shaw

I’m fairly sure my son and daughter are having sex with each other.

Bill Murray, because who would believe me?

Interviewers like candidates who take initiative! Even if they haven’t asked for a drug test, bring a urine sample.

Found on AskReddit. 1. duce_ The Good The Bad And The Ugly. Ennio Morricone created an amazing soundtrack for that movie, for any of you wondering it’s called The Ecstasy of Gold.

It would solve a lot of problems if men broke up with women only after they’re absolutely certain this is what they want. Try picturing her sleeping with someone else. Can you stomach that? If not, then I would recommend re-evaluating your decision.

Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston as Dr. Tim Whatley, Jerry and Kramer’s dentist.

Fanny. Sorry but that word does not mean butt. It means vagina.

A Chinese commercial for breast stimulators.

Boom.

I had dreams every night of a crowd of faceless people with a little boy standing in front. He never spoke but I could tell he was trying to tell me something.

Yeah, no, not kidding. Wish I was! But I’m not.

The sandy and rocky terrain of the Sahara desert in western Algeria.