Charlie Shaw

My wife, who ruined my life and bailed on both me and my son, ended up running away with her brother and having his baby.

It’s been proven that the long-term effects of marijuana on our bodies is far less detrimental than all other drugs, including alcohol. To claim that marijuana is deadly is deceptive.

My boyfriend slept with my roommate right before we started dating. He still doesn’t know this but she got pregnant and had an abortion.

Found on AskReddit. 1. P.Diddy. I briefly worked as a cleaner/server/skivvy in P. Diddy/Sean Comb’s house in East Hampton when I was a teenager. He was a huge douche, sadly.

“It was sucking on my eyelids for like 10 minutes.”

I squeal “bunny!” in a very high pitch voice whenever I spot a bunny.

24. Girls who don’t like it when their man spends too much time with his friends.

He told us he was gay. We believed it was immoral, but he defied us. He was kicked out 3 years ago.

Christina Aguilera went to my high school (North Allegheny). My psychology teacher said she was a bitch and smelled like uncooked hot dogs.

It’s hard enough being with a guy who matches his socks to his belt loops better than you could’ve imagined. So to save you some stress, here’s a list of gift ideas for your dude with impeccable style.

During the in person interview phase I tend to look at people’s fingernails.

My father was a 911-call taker. The worst calls he got were suicide calls where pretty much all he heard was someone immediately saying “hello, my name is John doe and I live at 123 abc Street and I’m going to kill myself…bang.”