41 People Share Their “Crazy Ex” Stories That Will Blow Your Mind

Mariah Sunshine Coogan

3. In order for a pregnancy to convince a man to stay, the pregnancy has to be real.

My girlfriend told me the week before I left for college that I got her pregnant, knowing that we were not going to date long distance. She sent me a picture of a stock photo of a positive pregnancy test that she cropped. I literally just Google searched “Positive Pregnancy Tests” and it was one of the first images to pop up. I made her come over and take another one. It was negative; she left.

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