Charlie Morrigan

Milking Is The New Planking

What you do is you buy a big thing of milk and pour it over your head in public. Seems very funny to me, for some reason.

Boys Aren’t Supposed To Wear Dresses

I ran over to give her a hug and felt her arms wrap around my body loosely, careful not to touch the pink dress I was wearing. This hug felt different. It didn’t feel like Mom was hugging me.

How To Stop Going To Church

Feel bored and listless except when the choir is singing or there’s a good, dramatic-sounding Bible reading.

What If Sartre Was A Blogger?

“An angry crow mocked me this morning. I couldn’t finish my croissant, and fled the café in despair. The crow descended on the croissant, squawking fiercely. Perhaps this was its plan. Perhaps there is no plan.”

Cute Viral Video Features Violent Fatalities

Anyone familiar with the Darwin Awards has laughed at people dying in ridiculous, unfortunate ways, but have you seen it animated and soundtracked in the super-cute style of a domestic home goods commercial?