Here’s Your ‘Girls’ Season 2 Premiere Drinking Game
The ubiquitous Lena Dunham and her very–much–discussed HBO series, Girls, returns to television tonight at 9 Eastern, and that means a good drinking game would come in handy. Below are some rules to drink by — and of course, feel free to add your own.
1 drink
Any time Twitter, Tumblr, or Facebook is mentioned.
1 drink
Any time 20-somethings, “being in your 20s,” or anything related to age/”this time in my life” is mentioned.
1 drink
Any time Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet) makes a pop-culture reference.
1 drink
Any time Hannah (Dunham) is eating her feelings.
1 drink
If Adam (Adam Driver) is shirtless.
1 drink
If Hannah talks about her writing.
1 drink
If someone hooks up with an ex.
1 drink
If Taylor Swift or Drake is mentioned or played.
1 drink
If you recognize a New York location.
1 drink
Any time Jessa (Jemima Kirke) hooks up with someone.
2 drinks
Any time Lena Dunham is naked.
1 shot
If someone other than Lena Dunham is naked.
1 shot
Any time one of the girls is having or discussing an unfulfilling sexual experience.
2 drinks
If something is happening onscreen that you relate to and you’re ashamed of it.
2 drinks
Any time Donald Glover is on screen. (Some background, if you’re unaware: people were pissed about the lack of women of color, of people of color generally, in season one of Girls. Dunham has cast Donald Glover, star of Community and horrible rapper, to be a recurring guest star in season two. Early reports suggest…well, I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but Glover will be appearing in the premiere).
Finish your drink
If Thought Catalog is mentioned.