23 Hilarious Questions All Old People Need To Answer Right Now

No, really, why do old people always have hard candy on them?

Updated 10 years ago, June 30, 2014

Old people are adorable. They use slang phrases from generations ago, always have hard candy available at a moment’s notice, and do things most of us would never be able to get away with in public. Because they grew up in a time way before things like email, smart phones, and Netflix were common it seems like we all have a hard time understanding why old people do the things they do.

why do most old people look like squished chicken nuggets

— Alfie 🐴 (@fatdickalfie) June 25, 2014

https://twitter.com/Lauren_Neate/status/481003798148947968

Why do old people dress in so much layers?

— Jarmaine (@HeyJarmaine) March 12, 2012

https://twitter.com/LukeHoosTawking/status/480673167254781952

Why do old people keep a box of tissues in the back window of their car?

— Detroit Alex (@alexroehl) March 14, 2014

https://twitter.com/RicardoB_/status/482875598553890817

https://twitter.com/AudraGiancarli/status/482926772129107969

https://twitter.com/thetburnham/status/481155000337313793

https://twitter.com/yo_jiggle_juice/status/482627578558046208

https://twitter.com/koryannek/status/482680285952094208

WHY DO OLD PEOPLE WEAR JEANS TO THE GYM

— em (@RichoRose) June 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/Matthew_Starnes/status/482599604748181504

https://twitter.com/Karchiii/status/482581379784253440

https://twitter.com/EandFmusic/status/274962700449243136

https://twitter.com/IntThings/status/304520129247600640

Why do all old people smell the same ?

— . (@mac3curran) June 27, 2014

Why do old people on facebook always use an unnecessary amount of periods…………..?

— luke (@lukelivesmore) June 23, 2014

Why do old people even wear glasses if they are going to squint at everything like they can't see it no matter what?

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 4, 2013