The Unofficial Scandal Season 4 Drinking Game
First things first, take a shot if you’re #teamOlitz because you’re great and we should have a conversation about this wondering pairing. Now, let’s get started forrealz!
Ahhh, those long, torturous, seemingly incessant weeks without a new episode of Scandal are just a pain of the past because Thursdays finally have a purpose again! Yup, OPA is open for business! (Well, not really, but you get the point).
First things first, take a shot if you’re #teamOlitz because you’re great and we should have a conversation about this wondering pairing. Now, let’s get started forrealz!
Take A Shot If/When:
- Camera lenses flutter
- Olivia’s lip quivers
- A #hashtag appears on the screen
- You actually tweet using said #hashtag
- Someone says something about bitches and/or gladiators
- Huck does his crazy eyes thing
- Fitz drinks scotch/whiskey before 6 pm
- Someone has sex with someone they sure as hell shouldn’t be (excluding Olivia and Fitz)
- Olivia’s parents are mentioned
- Fitz is having a great hair day
- Someone addresses Abby as anything besides her actual name (i.e. Red, Gabby, etc.)
- Fitz/Olivia says “…hi…”
- #Olitz song plays (you know which freaking song)
Take A Double Shot If/When:
- Olivia’s parents are seen in a flashback
- Olivia says that she’s “Olivia Pope”
- You realize just how great of a show this truly is
- You think/say “Damn, Shonda Rhimes just slayed” (or anything along the lines of praising this creative goddess)
- Cyrus is conniving as hell
- Quinn tortures someone and you revel in how far she’s come since season one
Finish Your Drink If/When:
- Mama Pope is back ~in person~
- Her hair is still a hot ass mess
- Huck threatens to kill/torture someone
- You roll your eyes because David Rosen speaks about white hats
- Mellie ends a scene with a riveting soliloquy on being a woman scorned and you’re just hella inspired to major in rhetoric
- You get physically ill remembering Bellamy’s Emmy snub because damn is she a brilliant actress
- This is the episode that Olivia is actually rescued
- We finally see little Teddy again!
Finish All The Alcohol In Your House If/When:
- Another person dies for Olivia
- She/he died because Huck killed her/him
- Jake finally grows a pair and realizes #Olitz is endgame
- This is the episode that Olivia actually saves HERSELF
- You’re upset with the ending of the episode, but you know you’ll be back next week
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