Charisse Thompson

You can’t stand younger people. Thoughts such as “Was I THAT obnoxious?” and “Where are these children’s parents?” cross my mind quite frequently.

The person who trash talks their ex. As much hate in my heart as I may have for an ex, I will never talk about it with the person I’m currently dating

You’re tired. ALL. THE. TIME. I’m exhausted 7 days a week and I only have classes 3 of those days. If I’m not in my classes, I’m doing work for them.

You haven’t experienced heartbreak until you witness a three-year-old bathing in a contaminated river next to a highway because it’s the closest resemblance to a shower they’ll ever know.

A good stretch!

I can look at these women and say yes, they are my sorority sisters, but so many of them have also grown to be so much more than that.

“Have lots of singles.” Earlier in the day I went to Walmart and when the cashier was giving me my receipt, I asked for cash back in all singles.

If you don’t agree with this, you’re awful.

When I die I want the writers of PLL to bury me so they can let me down one last time.

If it were your friend, sibling, or child who became the victim of this crime and someone witnessed it, wouldn’t you want them to step in and help them?

“Well you don’t have to be a bitch about it.” And you know what? Maybe this guy was right and I didn’t have to be “bitchy” in my response to his gross invasion of privacy and unwanted advance. So I’ve come up with a couple of tips that if followed, will prevent anyone from ever being called a bitch again.

First things first, take a shot if you’re #teamOlitz because you’re great and we should have a conversation about this wondering pairing. Now, let’s get started forrealz!