Christopher Hudspeth

1. Trying to tip toe and stealthily open the refrigerator or pantry, but making tons of noise.

19. You hope that karma is a real thing because you don’t have the energy to get revenge on wrongdoers.

It’s time for family, friends, feelings and junk. If you’re not good at verbalizing what and whom you appreciate, this is a nightmare scenario.

10. See an $8 pair of sweatpants. Buy an $8 pair of sweatpants.

Binge Youtube-ing. You know those lengthy video-browsing sessions you have when you’re supposed to be working? Well you’re not on the clock right now, watch whatever the hell you want for as long as you want.

At some point in every toxic relationship you’ve got to ask yourself, how much is too much?

Guys, how adorable was it that adults thought Oregon Trail was educating us in the least bit?

4:59 P.M. (or the minute before your shift ends) on a Friday.

1. Losing Motivation For The 22,467th time.

Been dumped? Going through heavy stuff? Hate your life in general? Just having a bad day? Everyone has those times and when there’s no hard liquor around, waterworks are the next best solution.

Holy responsiblity, we are adults now. When did that even happen? I’m pretty sure I was just watching Lizzie McGuire and Even Stevens after a long day of middle school like two months ago, tops.

11. Requesting and/or accepting the friend and acquaintance casualties lost during heated political disagreements over the past month or so.

8. You’re more comfortable at a Renaissance fair full of fake knights than a nightclub full of fake Renaissance men.

All arguments should begin before 10 P.M. ET so that they are fully resolved before 2 A.M. at the latest.

They’re not accepting applications, sorry. His/her heart is fully staffed and you’d be foolish to waste your time applying for positions at a place that isn’t even hiring.

Of the many, here are 12 magnificent little nuggets of gold from Community that are worthy of recognition and praise.

13. Walking through a spider web.

That lucky few who look like the “AFTER” shot on a Proactiv commercial. Clear skin is a pipe dream in my world of untimely breakouts and resilient zits. Damn you and your blemish free face.