Christopher Hudspeth

It’s not like you have to move in with ‘em or make friendship bracelets, just send a text or Facebook message smoothing things over.

So yeah, basically what this means is that your parents screwed in March and now you get screwed every December.

2. Children’s Artwork. What’s that, little Timmy — you want to show me your drawing? Let’s see it, I’m sure it’s really nic – OH MY GOD, IT’S YOUR FAMILY HANGING FROM TREES…

You want to take a quick trip to the store, so you throw on the reliable sweatpants that you just dry cleaned. By “dry cleaned” I mean used your fingernail to scrape an unidentified, crusty orange stain off of ‘em.

Following in the footsteps of @SeinfeldToday, @FreshPrince Now has arrived.

The debit card that has access to all $53 dollars in my bank account will be swiped with reckless abandon as if it’s (P?) Diddy’s black card.

Often times “just one of those days” turns into one of those weeks, and months and years and suddenly you’re nearing a crappy decade. We’re only here so long, we can’t afford to have crappy decades.

3. Picture yourself together with them one day. Like a wishful psychic having visions of the future you want.

We have a chance to be alive and experience things — which is probably the most under appreciated thing in the world (right in front of breakfast for dinner).

3. Elf, which is the Christmas equivalent of Mean Girls because it’s just SO quotable.

Before watching, lower expectations on artistic value for the most part, because these movies were made quickly and cheaply, with the intent of entertaining children.

Such an obvious statement shouldn’t even have to be said… Right? Wrong. Way, way wrong.

Often we wonder what it’d be like if 1995 met 2012, and I think this is as close as we’re ever going to get.

They’re the Bert to your Ernie, the Chandler to your Joey, the Ethel to your Lucy, the Chelsea to your Raven (Any That’s So Raven fans in the house?! Maybe?… Damn it, one too many examples)

Everyone has acted crazy over a boyfriend/girlfriend before. Some just get crazier than others.

Copanga (admit it, you love that) being old enough to have a teenage daughter means we’ve come a long way from watching Boy Meets World on ABC’s TGIF back in ’95.

Yes, it’d be awkward to see a grown man playing with action figures and sporting grass stains on his work attire, but why can’t we maintain our hopeful child selves?

The dating world is pretty cold these days. I’m talking 30 below with wind chill that makes the most well-adapted polar bears shiver from time to time.