Christopher Hudspeth

2. Having a truly unfortunate craving — a taste for Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.

Idris Elba’s voice sounds like Denzel Washington’s voice had sex with Morgan Freeman’s voice, and created a voice baby, that was then raised in the London Borough of Hackney.

7. Anything written in Comic Sans.

I have the dance moves of Ellen DeGeneres – which are amazing and fantastic for Ellen, but the majority of the club isn’t impressed by a young brotha playfully dancing in crowds and over tables.

No kid has ever declared the words, “Oooh, look – they’ve got prefinished plywood!”

“I’m doing stuff. Thaaangs.”

8. When your cell phone unexpectedly vibrates in your lap. Whoa, buy me dinner first, iPhone. Siri, get directions to the nearest Olive Garden…

4. Laughing so hard that you cry. Because now your makeup is ruined. Mascara everywhere.

Before Friday nights were the place where television shows went to die slowly in front of very low ratings (Chuck, Prison Break, Ugly Betty, etc.), ABC’s TGIF was a block of elite programming that featured legendary lineups over the years.

Am I clumsy, accident-prone, or a flat-out disaster on two legs?

2. The One Who Still Wears Jhorts

You can hit up Target, Walgreens, Walmart, etc. for absurd amounts of super cheap clearance candy!

Winner of Big Brother 10, Runner-up on Big Brother 14.

What potential future regrets are you putting off right now?

Do a bro-tastic Jägerbomb every time Colin Kaepernick does his trademark bicep kiss.

8. Someone will laugh hysterically at a scene that everyone already had embedded in their brains over the first 3,520 times it was seen in the trailers that aired constantly. How were you not prepared for this?

8. Have a Disney movie night.

A look into the slippery slope that occurs when you give a bro a beer.