Christopher Hudspeth

4. When you’re walking or standing and people behind you start laugh.

The boogeyman of the dating world, the destroyer of hearts – the person who is able to change their mind about you on a whim.

Mushy emotional words and tears or sarcastic jokes and laughs? Handshake or hug? An empty “We should hang out soon” or an actual number exchange and hashed out details?

Don’t strive to build the world’s largest, most magnificent ship in one day, all that will do is put you in a hasty scramble and leave you feeling overwhelmed and disappointed.

1. Hunched over the kitchen sink.

K.

The Pandora method requires a great deal of patience because it’s so easy to skip any song that you aren’t feeling after a mere 5-10 seconds.

1. Having a witty, brilliant, perfect thought that’s over 140 characters.

Over the past year or so I practiced some of the unhealthiest habits known to man, resulting in me taking on the appearance of a dictionary full of blank pages – thick, with no definition.

I found Fruit Loops in my sweatpants pocket today, so… that kind of sums up life right now.

Because if you’re going to procrastinate, you might as well do it on YouTube.

5. You have “favorite” things that it’s depressing to have a favorite one of. THIS brand of paper towels, THAT specific detergent.

1. Seek Eye Contact… Kind of

Nick Cannon hosts the meeting, reading from a PowerPoint as people slowly make their way in, and take advantage of the continental breakfast.

6. Basically never having to check a bank account balance at all, unless it’s to revel in the glory of your Scrooge McDuck-esque pile of wealth.

Finding motivation is easy, but maintaining it? Not so much.

2. You own more pajamas than normal clothes.

Even the ones who have been killed off…