Christopher Hudspeth

Now we can only hope that this isn’t the first of multiple peculiar incidents that will occur in the following weeks. Perhaps this is the Genesis of the Apocalypse.

At least once a month you watch clips of old school Nickelodeon and other childhood materials. Or you break out your old Disney VHS collection until you’ve built up enough feelings of nostalgia to move you to deep depression or tears.

It’s one thing to want to do well at your job — regardless of what it is — but you don’t have to alienate yourself from co-workers or throw them under the bus because you want to be Regional Manager someday.

In 2012 it’s often assumed that the creation of good mannered gentleman has come to a screeching halt. Apparently the making of chivalrous individuals was discontinued and the mass manufacturing of liars, cheaters and inconsiderate jerks skyrocketed.

For the sake of authenticity, television shows should have characters who aren’t busy spewing dialogue, utilizing their iPhones and Droids regularly.

Being the middle person in a “Human Centipede.”

1. People who start to say something attention-grabbing but then stop. EXAMPLE: “Oh my God! Did I tell you about what happened with Karen and I the other night?! — Actually, never mind…”

Just to give you an idea how awful of an investment the lottery is, here are a few things you have better odds of than winning it: 1. Odds of dying from parts falling off of an airplane…

I have some tendencies that could be perceived in a negative fashion. Instead of contributing to the growing divorce rate, I’d rather you see these potential deal breakers in advance, far before we tie the knot. Here is a smorgasbord of my flaws…

There was a point in every 90s kid’s life where their biggest worry wasn’t school, a job or bills — it was whether or not the Power Rangers could survive Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd’s shenanigans.