Christopher Hudspeth

Kind Of, Sort Of Dating, Maybe?

Are we supposed to be dating? Or are we more like good friends? Special buddies? No, not special buddies, that just sounds awkward. Hmm, maybe this is just about hooking up mostly. So like, are we one of those whatever with benefits type deals?

You Vs. Fate

You spot a gut-wrenching figure. A dark silhouette standing across the way, gazing in your direction. It’s Fate.

We Just Want Someone When The World Ends

So often, single folks grumble over their loneliness and are told to relax because, “It’s not the end of the world.” Well now it is, and most people aren’t keen on the idea of dying without arms to rest in, or a hand to hold.

Did You Get My Text Message?

That emotionally taxing time felt in between our sending of a significant text and receiving a reply is brutal. It seems the clocks gets sluggish, its hands covered in globs of molasses, struggling to tick forward.

Forgetting They Ever Existed

And just when you’d gone a full hour without thinking a single thought about that person, so-and-so tags their location on Facebook, recoating any faded ink and negating your erasing progress.

How To Shop At Target In 20 Simple Steps

Come across something that you don’t need, need — but you’re convinced that you could really use (e.g. new bath towels, a Frappuccino maker, etc.). Place all of them in your cart with the utmost confidence.

I Can’t Like You

You’re currently unavailable. Emotionally unavailable. Physically unavailable. Simply unavailable. Or is it unattainable? Either way, I know that I can’t like you.

What Love Shouldn’t Feel Like

Love shouldn’t make someone feel like a bother. We shouldn’t be able to empathize with a pesky gnat at a picnic, being shooed away.

You Vs. Feelings

Everything was just fine. You were content in every sense of the word. Then one day there was a knock at the door and it was your old friend, Feelings.

The Guide To Staying In On A Saturday Night

Have you ever looked at your bank statement after a night of partying? It’s a miserably depressing, 5 minutes of self-loathing regret. Like, I seriously spent $11.71 at Taco Bell? You can eat there like royalty for four bucks, so what the hell could I have possibly bought?

7 Worst Friends To Go Out With

Those who start fights expect you to battle valiantly by their side. So when you don’t, they’ll question your loyalty. They’ll say that you showed ‘your true colors’. My theory is that as long as your true colors aren’t black and blue, you’re golden.