Christopher Hudspeth

4. Share this article on a social network in the hopes that they’ll see it and recognize that it’s in regards to them.

You are a person, not a product – if it feels like you’re constantly giving an infomercial type sales pitch to somebody so they’ll understand your worth, there’s a problem with that connection.

Clearly you’re not delivery, DiGiorno, who did you think you had fooled?

They love to count their ignorant, yolk filled eggs before they hatch, which often leads to embarrassment and regret.

These recommendations are for the weekend: Friday June 14, 2013 thru Sunday June 16, 2013.

3. A chair that you’ve just stubbed your toe on.

If the lighting is bad, we might have to pass on being in a picture (because even if we’re in it, we might not be in it).

“…I have this history of wanting to work things out on my own and protect people from what’s going on with me.” – Kerry Washington

Your thoughts will be reflected in behaviors, so try to limit the pessimistic ones.

These recommendations are for the weekend: Friday May 31, 2013 thru Sunday June 2, 2013.

Hitch 2.

4. Self-deprecating humor.

4. Your Instagram and social network photo albums are littered with more pictures of your lunches and dinners than friends and family.

We search for true love and instead find false hope.

These recommendations are for the weekend: Friday May 24, 2013 thru Sunday May 26, 2013

Monday is like touching a scalding hot seatbelt buckle. It’s dropping your toast, jelly side down or making toast and realizing you’re out of jelly. Monday is the opposite of bacon and the first cousin of black licorice.

3. Make inaccurate assumptions. Have you ever seen the erroneous suggestions made by Netflix’s ‘Because You Watched’ feature?

This video of a puppy watching a scene we’re so familiar with and evoking the same sentiments we once felt is oddly heartwarming, extremely precious and a dash of funny.