Casey Cavanagh

This day isn’t about ridiculing couples, or drowning in so much Merlot you end up arguing with your girlfriends over sending your ex a sentimental text.

No one ever got anywhere when they were wasted, except maybe the McDonald’s drive-thru.

While there are limitless ways to love someone and make your relationship last, there is only one fool-proof, time-tested formula to ensure it burns and disintegrates as quickly as possible.