Cameron Johnson

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  • 15 Things I Learned About Coachella By Actually Going There

    15 Things I Learned About Coachella By Actually Going There

    Coachella. That smelly/douchey/basic music festival for over-privileged teenage assholes. You know it well…or do you? For years, I knew from reading the articles that I was a Coachella hater – I would never be a tank topped, foul-smelling douchebag. But after having a gaygasm over the lineup online (Outkast? Solange? Girl Talk!!!) I knew I…