Sex Robots Are Officially Here And The Twitter Memes Are Hilarious
It’s official: robots are taking over the world. First there was Sophia the Robot, the first robot citizen of the world (who may or may not have started a Twitter war with Chrissy Teigen, which we all know is the first step toward a REAL war), and now there’s a new kind of humanoid technology that’s being introduced into homes: sex robots.
Samantha the sex robot is being sold in the UK for £3,500 (a little over $4,800 USD) and she’s here to steal your man. Not really. But actually, maybe. Because aside from having a sex setting, Samantha also has a family mode, in which she’ll have full-length conversations about all kinds of things, like fun facts and philosophy, and actually crack jokes. That’s right — according to Mirror, she actually has a brain.
https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/911910634438168577
The whole thing is pretty wild, and definitely concerning for some people who believe sex robots are going to further complicate romantic relationships between humans (and also, am I the only one worried about a robot revolution???). But damn, it sure does make for a great meme.
https://twitter.com/AmBlujay/status/952878124496310273
https://twitter.com/Sir_Hurizzel/status/952778010977095680
https://twitter.com/warrchieff/status/953357913053069313
https://twitter.com/jnikovicc/status/953459614963650561
And you all thought sex robots were going to make things LESS complicated.
https://twitter.com/1R0TIMI/status/952785399050588160
https://twitter.com/SmallDickMarcus/status/953482599963463680
https://twitter.com/GattJacob/status/953331064054960128
https://twitter.com/SeanSpeeZy/status/953460248081289216
If you wanted something brainless, you should’ve just stuck with your lowly sex doll.
https://twitter.com/jajabbey/status/953459544037974016
https://twitter.com/adrianjacob_/status/953300756442034176
https://twitter.com/wokewigger/status/953435582285393920
https://twitter.com/Nick_Frost/status/952904747446620160
https://twitter.com/JaySince1995/status/952965417936433152
Sorry, guys, you may be able to turn off your sex robot when it starts getting to clingy, but nothing’s going to save you when you start getting weird, confusing feelings for a computer in a fake body. I can’t wait for all the op-eds and personal essays that are sure to come out of this. 
