Jimmy Fallon Asked His Fans To Share Their Worst First Date Stories On Twitter And They’re Hilarious

Seriously, some of these things are straight out of a sitcom.

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Jimmy Fallon and a tweet about his worst first date story
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Flickr / celebrityabc and Twitter / @jimmyfallon

Almost everyone has a first date horror story. For instance: I once went on a date with a friend without realizing it was actually a date and ended up bringing along my best friend, successfully ruining any chance of ever having a date with that person again. At the time, I felt horrible, but looking back it’s pretty hilarious. Maybe everything’s funnier in hindsight?

Jimmy Fallon asked his fans to tweet their own stories with #WorstFirstDates for the hashtag segment of his show.

https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/951164394452541440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fmorganmurrell%2Fpeople-are-talking-about-their-worst-first-dates-on-twitter

He started out with his own worst first date, which, to be fair, seemed less his fault and more like the universe just wanted to punish him.

https://twitter.com/jimmyfallon/status/951164775521759232

Others joined in and started tweeting about their own terrible first dates, which are honestly pretty hilarious. Seriously, some of these things are straight out of a sitcom.

https://twitter.com/jordancohen2u/status/951166814050045952

https://twitter.com/Kayla_McCaffrey/status/951169259643789312

https://twitter.com/sedore93/status/951233164017577985

https://twitter.com/see_kel/status/951164852357206016

https://twitter.com/MaiteLombard/status/951167161082564608

https://twitter.com/ouijadorelire/status/951165027201028096

https://twitter.com/foreversmiling2/status/951188927221829632

There were plenty of incredibly awkward stories involving family, which just got weirder and weirder…

https://twitter.com/BeccaDelphia/status/951183144409096192

https://twitter.com/Padfoot93/status/951166246229303296

https://twitter.com/Will_Alderson/status/951179260705886208

https://twitter.com/Annie_Jackson7/status/951169487860101121

https://twitter.com/alkanan_/status/951167644442374144

And then there were the terrible dates that had genuinely amazing endings.

https://twitter.com/rktaylor628/status/951167814160830464

https://twitter.com/mfonda/status/951170014425550848

https://twitter.com/GerryCarlin/status/951166785902039040

https://twitter.com/_Cx2_/status/951165202917142528

They’re all pretty hilarious (and terrible, and traumatizing), but if you ask me, this one is the winner:

https://twitter.com/lindachilders1/status/951174427701493760

If you have your own terrible first date stories, please share them with me. I LIVE for this. Thought Catalog Logo Mark