Ah, Halloween, our favorite day to take everything sacred and turn them into sexy costumes that really accentuate our curves. If you don’t have any idea what costume you want to dress down and wow the world in, we might have a few ideas — or, better yet, Vice President Mike Pence might.
In case you don’t remember, Pence has a very weird attitude about women that many people attribute to, I don’t know, hating them. In the past, he’s also been criticized for his refusal to dine with women unless his wife is present for “religious reasons.” So I’m just going to go ahead and assume Pence is not a huge fan of Halloween and the scandalous outfits that go along with it.
So, what would Pence approve of? The Internet couldn’t help but speculate. It all started when Twitter user Krang Nelson decided to tweet about these “Pence-approved ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes.”
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/920069149623242754
Honestly, these are gold, but so are some of the responses, which added onto the list of possibilities.
-Any character from Little House on the Prairie (no ankles)
-A member of a van of Evangelical women at a Dress Barn denim sale.— Julie, Or Whatever (@GirlBossJules) October 16, 2017
– Eighth Commandment
– Moment of Silence
– Penitent Child— C. Phillips (@WeHopeYouAreOK) October 16, 2017
Mayonnaise
— Ezzalenko, you beauty! (@Ezzalenko) October 16, 2017
Rice
Sensible Shoes
Desk
Church Clothes
Intact Hymen— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) October 16, 2017
Also:
-Mother— Moon Guv’ner (@MoonGovernor) October 16, 2017
Some just got a little too real tbh.
I’m torn between sexy conversion therapy and sexy budget cuts
— jordan (@JordanUhl) October 16, 2017
Don’t forget Sexy AIDS Epidemic!
— Sirhan Sirsolo (@hitherehaidar) October 16, 2017
Sexy "no girls allowed" sign.
— Doki Doki Pride Riots (@SocialistDoki) October 17, 2017
Is your sexy Halloween costume Pence-approved? If not, you’re doing great, sweetie. 
