‘Pennywise Pumpkins’ Are Now A Thing And Halloween Is Officially Cancelled
Hello, 911, I’d like to report a crime: people won’t stop making Pennywise pumpkins and I need you to cancel Halloween IMMEDIATELY.
People have basically been obsessing over It (and it’s weirdly sexy clown) since it came out in theaters last month. So I really shouldn’t be surprised that Pennywise The Fuckable Clown is taking over, but honestly, I just wish it would stop.
https://twitter.com/igotyoubellarke/status/918868038996385793
https://twitter.com/sarah_haII/status/919727494831525888
https://twitter.com/MatthewAJohnson/status/918535999348756481
Do these people have incredible talent? Definitely!!! Do they need to stop right this instance? Yes, immediately!!!
https://twitter.com/lightpullsmein/status/918995644328620033
https://twitter.com/FM96Rocks/status/920651949401427968
https://twitter.com/SofieSaidSo/status/919754514218983424
I don’t mean to be a Halloween buzzkill, but can’t we go back to having cute lil Jack-O-Lanterns with misshapen eyes on our doorsteps? Now Pennywise is following me down every street I go and I CAN’T DEAL.
https://twitter.com/corinhardy/status/918000916749467648
I guess this is better than the killer clowns of 2016, but also, can we just stop with clowns for the rest of the century??? Please and thanks. [tc-mark]
