Twitter Users Describe What ‘It’s Creepy Clown Would Have To Say To Get Them Into The Sewer And The Answers Are Hilariously Relatable

The newest adaption of Steven King’s “It” has finally made it into theaters, and it has all of us asking the same question: what would Pennywise have to say to get you into that damn sewer?

Twitter user pennydook shipper decided to ask the Internet for their answers, and people definitely got creative.

https://twitter.com/dmizzy15/status/908103149952659457

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/908066143453167618

https://twitter.com/Nathiarenee/status/907807084481302528

https://twitter.com/RummHammm/status/908110459299135493

I am almost ashamed of how relatable these tweets are.

https://twitter.com/SuicidalTommy/status/908205503280447488

https://twitter.com/trissytyrrell/status/908127345214500864

https://twitter.com/GerryMcBride/status/908089084958138370

Does Pennywise have some sort of magical power that can bring One Direction back together? Asking for a friend.

https://twitter.com/narryisart/status/908106456876040192

https://twitter.com/DrakeBible_/status/908141447592935425

https://twitter.com/NifMuhammad/status/908143906264666113

https://twitter.com/ShaunFlembo/status/907823583220596736

Even Chance the Rapper played along.

https://twitter.com/chancetherapper/status/908138517930418176

But, like, can you blame him???

Okay, honestly, as much as I hate clowns and “It” has me shaking in my boots, there are a few things I’d probably let myself be lured away with…

https://twitter.com/iAmPandaExpress/status/907795382599602176

https://twitter.com/sadboyyant/status/908003091315916800

Yep, we’d all be doomed.