Ted Cruz’s Official Twitter Account Accidentally ‘Liked’ A Porn Video And Everyone Online Can’t Stop LOLing
Finally! He’s back! Ted Cruz was my absolute favorite thing about the 2016 presidential election, and it’s not because I liked any of his policies at all — he was just so unfortunately awkward that I couldn’t help but laugh. And the memes! I lived for them.
Those were simpler times — since then, the world has definitely gone to shit. But don’t worry, our good friend Cruz is back to give us some well-deserved laughs. This morning he opened the Pandora’s Box of the Twitterverse when his official account “liked” a porn clip from @SexuallPosts.
Ted Cruz's official Twitter account "likes" porn: https://t.co/c3dtUNratm pic.twitter.com/Oz0OBNdutJ
— The Hill (@thehill) September 12, 2017
L.M.A.O.
Cruz has since “unliked” the post and has blamed a staff member for the ordeal (a likely story…), but honestly, IDGAF and neither does the rest of the Internet. We’re too busy laughing.
Don't forget to vote in the New York primary today! And that Ted Cruz was spankin' it on 9/11.
— Samantha Bee (@realsambee) September 12, 2017
that boy ted cruz really risking it all on the TL .. he is a man of courage .. absolute bravery .. the president we need but don't deserve
— alex (@mineifiwildout) September 12, 2017
ted cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11 is wild there's literally no way we don't live in the matrix
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 12, 2017
Pennywise – "I represent your deepest fear"
[turns into Ted Cruz jacking off on 9/11]— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) September 12, 2017
I suppose we all have our own ways of remembering 9/11, but I was taken aback by Ted Cruz's approach.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) September 12, 2017
Seriously, we can’t unsee this.
One media outlet actually reported Ted Cruz's "like" of a porn site was "quickly yanked off." Tea Pain can't unread that.
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) September 12, 2017
Even his old college roommate weighed in, and thank god because I might be kind of in love with him.
https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/907470879851819008
Let’s just say @SexuallPosts is liking the free advertising.
https://twitter.com/GOYIMBOY/status/907503056316637185
Okay, let me be 100% real right now. Do I care if someone watches porn? Of course not, IDGAF about what you do on your own time. Do I care if Ted Cruz watches porn? Hell yes, because he’s continuously said terrible things about people who masturbate and who are sex positive, and it turns out that he’s no different. Sorry, Ted, but this is what I call karma. 
