A Comedian Became Mayor Of Hell, Michigan Just To Make This Hilarious Joke And Now ‘Conservative Twitter’ Is Pissed
I never thought I would say that, but there is literally nothing in life that makes me happier than Hell, Michigan and its former Mayor, who was impeached after he announced a ban on all straight people entering the town.
Before I get into the story, let me clarify: Elijah Daniel is a Youtube comedian who is perhaps best known for his 10-page gay fanfic novel about Donald Trump. He’s not afraid to do some pretty heinous shit for a video, which brings us here…
HJAGHWORBNGWORBNHO FUCK EVERYTHING FOR TOMORROW IS SET HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO FUNNY
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 29, 2017
https://twitter.com/csydelko/status/902628169995264000
He decided that since Trump, a reality TV star, could become president, then he could hold public office, too.
so the other night after I tweeted that I got high and looked up the easiest political office i could hold…
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
if Donald Trump, a REALITY STAR can be our president there's no reason why I can't be a politician…
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell. pic.twitter.com/J7fuaLnFKV
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
hello, i would like to be the first U.S. mayor to go on record and say "eating ass is dope"
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
Daniel, who is gay, decided to use his power to get some justice for the LGBTQ+ community and to make a pretty big statement about our own president. So he copy and pasted Trump’s Muslim ban but made one small adjustment — he changed “Muslim” to “heterosexual”.
As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
yes I am the first u.s mayor to ban heterosexuality but i hope my act of bravery will inspire fellow politicians to ban straights as well
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
And, well, heterosexuals were kind of pissed.
michigan straights are so mad at me im dying
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 31, 2017
it seems i am being labeled a heterophobe by the MAINSTREAM MEDIA & i would just like to confirm that yes i am terrified of straight people
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/Alec_Inc/status/903032559881383936
shut up alec stop trying to be oppressed i literally wasn't even allowed to get married until like two years ago https://t.co/N9DvNM5pRn
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 31, 2017
However, a lot of people were amazed at Daniel’s degree, which was meant to be a prank but was wonderful all the same.
https://twitter.com/thegayestokie/status/903125484187340800
https://twitter.com/trapdooruby/status/903084485528489985
But the people of Hell, Michigan wouldn’t have it, so they did what they did best: they impeached him.
Being impeached was fun @realDonaldTrump, you should try it.
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
“That’s actually not a problem,” Daniels told the Huffington Post. “Everyone who becomes mayor there gets impeached. Most of the people who visit are same-sex couples who want to be married in Hell.”
Still, it is almost scary how easy it was for someone with no political background to hold office. It makes you wonder what could happen next…
https://twitter.com/AlexisGZall/status/902996734367768576
Anyway, pour one out for Elijah Daniel, the best mayor Hell has ever seen. 
