Caity Mae

It’s good to have a healthy approach to sex. What’s not good is the realization that you live behind a shell labeled “hardass” because that’s the only way you can survive.

Greed (Or, buying that thing she loved, behind her back)

You certainly came as a surprise.

I’m a Relationship Shark. I have an instinct for when something is wrong between you and your man. I can smell the blood in the water.

I read somewhere that putting a quote at the beginning of your piece makes it somehow more sophisticated and shareable. Isn’t that nice?

Confidence truly is the sexiest thing a woman can wear.

“Wanna come over and cuddle?”

Womanhood is something to be proud of and these poems are a reminder of that truth:

5. The one who thinks they are overqualified

“Do you worship Satan?”

In Loving Memory Of Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy Push-Up 38C

Just like the dull agony of the menstrual cycle or the excruciating pain of tweezing your eyebrows, awkward appointments at the gynecologist are something that womenfolk must endure in their every day lives.

1. Eat an entire pan of brownies together as you discuss your plans for living a healthier lifestyle.

My face is a canvas and I’m an artist creating a masterpiece… using one very specific shade of oil controlling, maximum concealing beige paint.

This weekend, I was aimlessly scrolling through my Facebook feed (my favorite Saturday afternoon activity) when I came across a plethora of wedding photos belonging to a friend of mine from high school.

I realized that perhaps the reason that I love “When Harry Met Sally” so much is because I’ve been looking for a Harry Burns and I don’t feel like that it’s at all outside the realm of possibility that I may find one. Let me explain…

This one’s for all of us who have taken to plunge into a healthier lifestyle… and immediately regretted the decision.

One more block to go. Three flights after that.