Brittany Cox

“Fiiiiinally she moved up and started going to town on my dick. I’m not talking just sucking on it, she was slobbering on it like she was dying of thirst and my dick contained the only water for miles around.”

Here are some of the best dirty texts that people have shared online!

If you screw up the first date you’re not gonna get a second!

“When I don’t get a text back for hours, but anytime we hang out the girls eyes are glued to her phone.”

Wow, gotta try some of these!!

Some of these questions are dumb AF, some are kinda fair..

“Lights off, lots of cunnilingus, we use blindfolds and restraints, with the lights off she doesn’t notice me closing my eyes.”

You are still strong. You are still here. You are still you.

She was a little drunk and said “Ya know, I just love suckin’ dick.” I was caught really off guard so all I could say was “Well, it’s great to have a hobby.”

At this point, there’s only one other person on the bus besides me, the dude and the bus driver. I say, “well, I’m pretty close, I don’t want to wait the fifteen minutes, I’m just getting off here.” Mostly to get away from this creep. But the dude asks if he can stop by my place!

“It’s inappropriate period. If he is your man it is hands off. No exceptions. Over affectionate is just an excuse. All parties should understand why this is a no no. If not, then there is something they are holding on to.”

I can’t wait to borrow some of these tips! ;)