Brittany Cox

“I only use birth control so you’ll cum inside me.”

“Sorry…You just reminded me of my dad for a second…No biggie, just came to mind…”

“Rings don’t plug holes.”

“One guy had this big blue suit that blew up into a big ball and made me look like the girl that turned into a blueberry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. He had me put that on, and then jerked off on me while I acted like I’d been turned into a blueberry.”