Brittany Cox

“I’m glad she told me, but she went about it all wrong (she saw me at Cub Foods and burst into tears and ran over to me to tell me).”

“Idk lol” in response to every question I asked :/ why match with me if you’re not going to talk?

Wow.

“Alright, so I totally understand still recognizing attractive people even in a relationship. I’m totally okay with it. But I’m not sure if this is a red flag, and he might cheat.. Or maybe I’m over dramatic.”

“A girl with whom I can sit or walk side by side in quietness, and not worry about ‘awkward silence.'”

“Chasing her through the forest. Then when I catch her, she resists the whole time, while I tie her up cut her clothes off and fuck her like a wild man.”

“Some do, some don’t. I do. Why?”

“I accidentally dropped my load on a male, which caused him to puke over a girl, which caused she to puke… a scene that caused another girl to puke. Suddenly we were all puking.”

“hey everyone, so i just wanted to take a second to address something. as you all have probably noticed by now, Chad and I have broken up.”

“Tickets to something or somewhere.. I’d much rather have an experience that I’ll enjoy and have fond memories of than some object I could buy myself.”

Married for more than 25 years, and have had multiple affairs during that time. Some of them lasted for years. Why?

“This is going to sound odd, but I’m far more affectionate during sex with sugar daddies than I am with my boyfriend.”