Brittany Cox

Don’t read these in public…

“Women ok with being stupid. I’m not saying you have to be a genius, but I have a thirst to learn things.”

“Which one of my friends would you sleep with? I won’t get mad, I’m just curious…”

This is just a really dishonest way to date. To be honest, it might be even worse than ghosting.

“I dunno why but it was crazy hot that she could fight and that her backbone wasn’t just fake attitude, but actual self-confidence. Gotta love girls who are tough and confident.”

“I just broke up with my ex because of this last week!”

“I feel warm & loved when my girl comes up behind me and kisses me on the back. I can’t explain. It’s not sexual. It’s just awesome.”

“My ex boyfriend circa 7 years ago. I was riding him and it was slow passionate type vibe, and the position rubbed my clit in the right way.”

“I gave my boyfriend a BJ in the changing room cause I needed to convince him to buy a new pair of jeans.”

Doubled tapped. Came twice back to back. Felt amazing. We had been out dancing and I was so worked up when we got home and fucked like crazy animals.

“Only if she let’s me put my finger in her mouth after its been inside her.”

“I had a guy call me who was audibly masturbating and saying lewd things right off the bat. It was really fucking weird.”

This is the romance I want.

Love is real.

This girl is hilariously clever.

They both agreed that modern dating sucks, so they decided to break the rules.

“If someone tells you they’re a jerk, believe them.”

I love sitting on my partners face and he loves it back. He has made jokes about that being how he wants to die.