Britney Wilson

It starts with a shred of doubt, casting a shadow over all the happiness you’ve somehow taken for granted.

You blur the line dividing the practical and poetic.

I want you to know that this isn’t a love letter.

I know that I’ll survive without her but that doesn’t mean I’ll be okay.

When I opened the message, my heart stopped beating and I immediately felt every cell in my body become tense.

The bottom line is: nobody appreciates being ignored, but sometimes it happens, and you have to get over it.

College is a time for individualism. Moving away from home and starting life on your own is supposed to be an opportunity to discover yourself, not someone else.

The girls are not sober.

Dear Sexual History, I’m writing to tell you that its over. We need to break up.

Keep an eye out for the signs and accept the fact that you may just get the rom-com ending you always dreamed about. Here’s what to look for.

There’s a science behind the attraction to a group of college girls. Whether you’re short or tall, blonde or brunette, gorgeous or “sorta pretty,” everyone is guaranteed to notice you and your friends when you walk down the street. Nobody knows why, but it’s true.

If you say that you’ve never considered stripping to afford tuition, you’re lying. The sex work industry holds a unique space in the back of every college girl’s mind, usually coming into play when rent is due or when you see the price of your textbooks for the semester.