18 Guys Talk About The NSFW Things Every Man (Probably) Does When Alone
1. When you have sticky balls and it sticks to the side of your legs, you manspread and you just don’t fucking care.
– Travis
2. I purposely pee on the side of the toilet bowl to try to ‘power clean’ dried poop from it.
– Pete
3. Contrary to what women think, and I don’t know about the other guys, but I really like to lie back and watch some home improvement shows.
– Sean
4. I’m pretty sure I spend more time looking for the right porn than jerking off.
– Gary
5. I daydream about killing people that have crossed me.
– Nicholas
6. I shit with the door open. What, am I boring or something?
– Aaron
7. Well… I tell myself I’m going to jerk off only once. But I get really horny a couple of minutes after. It’s weird, I’m not like this around my girlfriend.
– Paul
8. I use my fingers to pluck stray hairs on my face.
– David
9. Hah, this is great. In the morning, I push my morningwood into my bed and hump it while stretching.
– Brent
10. I scratch my balls and pretend to scratch my nose after to get a quick whiff.
– Ian
11. Have you heard of r/Popping? No? Well I watch that shit like there’s no tomorrow. It’s disgusting, but I can’t stop.
– Ralph
12. I cup my balls. It’s comforting.
– Danny
13. I fantasize about saving people I love from worst-case scenarios.
– John
14. I beat myself up over embarrassing shit I’ve done in the past, man. God, I was such a stupid punk back then.
– Gabriel
15. Flex in front of the mirror. Full frontal, sideways, behind, whatever.
– Brett
16. I do this thing with my balls, I take my finger and slap the skin between the testicles. It sounds funny and I can do it for hours.
– Bobby
17. Sometimes, right before I take a shower, I smell my boxers. Always a chance of regretting it.
– James
18. I try to pee really hard to make pee bubbles.
– Eric
