Brett Nolan

You Facebook-creep people from high school to feel better about your life.

Halloween starts September 1 and ends November 1.

In case you haven’t read the books, but your friends still won’t tell you what happens.

In case you haven’t read the books, but your friends won’t tell you what happens.

Are you tired of the liberally biased, lame-stream media? Are your college professors cramming so-called “facts” down your throat? You need Conservapedia.

People will ask you what you do for a living before asking how you’re doing.

What makes these rights so special is that they’re guaranteed for straight people only. If we start letting the gays do it, there’s nothing special about these rights. They’ll just be basic, boring, human rights.

Our fight doesn’t end at marriage equality and adoption rights. Our fight ends when all of our brothers and sisters are fully protected under the law.

This Olympian is 15? I was passive aggressively moving friends down my Top 8 when I was 15.

When another character said it was unnatural for her to be so sex focused, she responded with, “It may not be normal, darling; but I’d rather be natural.”