Brett Nolan

Pam throws enough shade to cause global cooling.

I hope this doesn’t Robb you of any surprises.

Tops, appreciate your bottoms. Bottoms, werk your bottom.

Gay men only had to worry about a few questions in a relationship before this gay marriage thing took off. “Are you a top or bottom? And is it cool if I sleep with a few other dudes?” I now shake in my designer boots out of fear that my boyfriend will ask me to marry him.

Every LBGT person knows that you must come out to new people every day or choose to remain silent. A person can be out privately but closeted publicly.

You think Macklemore and Lady Gaga are the voices of the gay rights movement.

You Facebook-creep people from high school to feel better about your life.

Halloween starts September 1 and ends November 1.

In case you haven’t read the books, but your friends still won’t tell you what happens.

In case you haven’t read the books, but your friends won’t tell you what happens.

Are you tired of the liberally biased, lame-stream media? Are your college professors cramming so-called “facts” down your throat? You need Conservapedia.

People will ask you what you do for a living before asking how you’re doing.

What makes these rights so special is that they’re guaranteed for straight people only. If we start letting the gays do it, there’s nothing special about these rights. They’ll just be basic, boring, human rights.

Our fight doesn’t end at marriage equality and adoption rights. Our fight ends when all of our brothers and sisters are fully protected under the law.

This Olympian is 15? I was passive aggressively moving friends down my Top 8 when I was 15.

When another character said it was unnatural for her to be so sex focused, she responded with, “It may not be normal, darling; but I’d rather be natural.”