Brett Nolan

Why don’t the kids in my school look like the people on The WB?

I found my Chipotle receipt and realized I had to pay extra for guacamole.

Iggy Azalea’s Weapon Of Choice: She’ll just steal whatever you’re using.

Facebook: Walking to work this morning. #Fitness Reality: I haven’t been to the gym in 17 days.

Goal Keeper: The straight best friend of the guy you’re trying to pick up.

It’s time the “O” in HMO stood for Old Testament.

Pam throws enough shade to cause global cooling.

I hope this doesn’t Robb you of any surprises.

Tops, appreciate your bottoms. Bottoms, werk your bottom.

Gay men only had to worry about a few questions in a relationship before this gay marriage thing took off. “Are you a top or bottom? And is it cool if I sleep with a few other dudes?” I now shake in my designer boots out of fear that my boyfriend will ask me to marry him.

Every LBGT person knows that you must come out to new people every day or choose to remain silent. A person can be out privately but closeted publicly.

You think Macklemore and Lady Gaga are the voices of the gay rights movement.