Brandon Scott Gorrell

Our two for one drinks, one of which was non-alcoholic, cost us $27. Really, a rum and coke and a virgin cocktail normally costs $54 for lunch? Really? We had to ask someone in charge to explain the bill to us. He said that really each drink was two drinks, so we didn’t have two drinks between us, but rather 4.

Nobody knows when their last goodbye is…

THIS IS OFFICIAL, PEOPLE! CBS HAS JUST CONFIRMED!

Not sure if tears of joy or immense jealousy/ rage/ sadness.

As the mystery of the Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappearance continues to baffle the world, the people over at Reddit have started making some wild speculations about what happened to the airplane.

“They’re right on point with [Neil Patrick Harassment]. I think they have a lot of working up to do. I mean, they have a great following, so I think they could make it up to that point.”

This morning there was a possible building collapse after an explosion on 116th St. and Park. First responders are currently on the scene. You can watch a live feed of the area at NBC New York.

The program is called Adam Zkt Eva, and here’s an uncensored clip; before you press play, make sure no one’s behind you.

“Behind the glamor, the glitz… it’s just selling us, constantly, an idea. And it’s not like you can just sell products. You need to sell the entire context… you have to sell the concept of glamor… the movies, the newspaper, all of it creates a frequency of consciousness that’s constantly spellbinding you into a state where a Galaxy phone seems like a good idea.”

One of your legs gets really small and it’s weird.

I knew I was in love when I pulled his body from a car wreck. A semi truck hit us from the side, totalling my car and bruising my leg. I could barely walk, but all I could think of was getting him out of there.

Although shameless, this man’s laughter is infectious and, I must admit… positively joyful.