Brandon Scott Gorrell
I am the co-publisher of Thought Catalog. Follow me on Twitter. I also use a pen name called Holden Desalles.
Uh… Some People in Vienna Having Sex on the Metro, in Front of Everyone [NSFW]
Yeah. I dunno. Are they on drugs? Why are they doing this? One time I saw some homeless people having sex in the parking lot of a condemned apartment in Seattle, but they just didn’t have any place to go. This is sort of uncanny.
4chan’s Anonymous Release Video Response To Recent Bank Hacks
“The unjust restrictions you impose on us will meet with disaster and only strengthen our resolve to disobey… Such actions taken against you and those you outsource your malignant litigation to are inevitable and unavoidable and unstoppable. We are Anonymous. We are legion divided by zero. We do not forgive internet censorship and we do not forget free speech,” Anon’s synthetic voice warns. Video inside.
Tommy Lee Angry at Sea World for Masturbating Whales
“…the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water. Even during my wildest days at Motley Crue, I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted.” Read Tommy Lee’s full letter to Sea World inside.
Watch An Alligator Try To Eat An Electric Eel and Die
A Brazilian alligator fails pretty hard when it attempts to dine on this electric eel. According YouTube comments, the eel survives. Alligator definitely doesn’t. Video inside.
Meet Shannon, the Incredibly Surreal Schizophrenic
“I’ve got a yellow spider, I get everybody says they haven’t seen one yet, I got it trapped in a bottle, a jar, with sealing wax over. But you know how spiders are, y’know, they’re kinda tricky motherfuckers. Excuse my language. Plus I have an organic substance that came out of the sky, if you’re interested in helping me out to try to extract ’em…”
Finally, American Cities Have Been Ranked by Average Penis Size
A study like this was long overdue. Spoiler alert: New Orleans is number one. Maybe because there are so many… black guys?
How My Girlfriend Sees Me Vs. How My Friends See Me
I don’t use public showers i.e. in gyms or swimming pools that require a membership and prefer not to piss openly in front of others (actually I can’t) so any penis ‘flashing’ my friends might have been subject to has been merely coincidental and unintentional and left unmentioned.
Here is Your Chance to Seriously Gawk at Rural America
Not really sure what there is to be said in this kind of situation. I feel baffled. Guess this is like the ‘spoken word’ of rural Illinois? Watch the uncanny video of the 2010 Illinois State Fair Hog Calling Contest after the jump.
A Final Roundup of This Year’s Black Friday Madness
Stampedes in malls and consumers fiercely defending a cardboard-packaged-whatever at Walmart is trashy as a general rule, but footage in this video montage of Black Friday sale-stampeding takes the cake. Watch it inside.
Juggalos Hold First Ever Toy Drive Because They Also Care About the Children
It’s called the Super Live Toy Drive, a “time for sharing, caring, and getting drunk as fuck and blew out.” Why the uncharacteristic Juggalo display of love for children? Because “the kids want shit. They want mad shit. They want shit like extra expensive super Wiis, and nuclear nerf guns.” Watch the video inside.
Trent Reznor Before He Discovered The Cure and the Vast Emptiness of Life
In this early interview with the Cleveland local news, Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor offers some thoughts about the cool new electronic music his band “Exotic Birds” is making. Obviously this was before he discovered The Cure and emptiness of life. Vintage video after the jump.
Used TSA ‘Grope Gloves’ Surface on Ebay for $0.99
Someone evidently went through the trash at an airport security area and is selling the discarded rubber gloves TSA employees now use to ‘grope’ passengers on Ebay. Why does this make me feel depressed?